Shit post 

"Carbon Fiber Sasquatch" (turbopumpkin) 10/03/2017 at 23:19 • Filed to: cool ranch doritos, king ranch, King Ranch Doritos

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If Ford does a King Ranch trim Ranger, will they call it Prince Nacho?

I guess if it’s a prince it should be the purple flavor, Prince Chili

Wacko > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 10/03/2017 at 23:27

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What the fuck are you on?

Can I have some

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 10/03/2017 at 23:50

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Cool doritos?

I’m quite confused.

Tapas > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 10/03/2017 at 23:51

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In foreign markets, the trim would be called Cool American .

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch 10/03/2017 at 23:52

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I think a more appropriate name for that trim pack would be ‘Stud Muffin’. And you can only get it if you’ve already signed up for the Platinum XLT version.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 10/04/2017 at 00:11

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Checks out too...

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Wacko 10/04/2017 at 12:25

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I have a 2 year old daughter and a 4 month old puppy and get very little sleep lol. You don’t want no part of this Dewey Cox!